New versions of old TV shows aren’t always a bad idea—have you seen the Kids in the Hall reboot? Perfection. But mostly, it’s just media conglomerates throwing rehashed intellectual properties at the wall to see what sticks. Who asked for CSI: Vegas? Bel-Air? Walker? You, if you’re a CEO reading this on your third yacht—congrats on having some modicum of taste.
Read about nine reboots currently in the works that will either be supreme wastes of time and money or mildly watchable, maybe even—dare to dream—good in August’s Content Shifter at SLUGMag.com, Inlander, or Coachella Valley Independent.